I have this problem, and I'm thinking that people might find me a little
 perverted because of it. You see, there are times when I'll be looking 
at someone's pictures on an online profile, or watching someone on cam and I'll 
notice a bookshelf in the background, and I'll find myself squinting at 
the spines of the books to see what they're reading instead of looking 
at their wobbly bits.
So if there's anyone else like me out there, I thought I'd give you something to perv over:-
This is probably one of my prettiest bookshelves, although, entirely by 
accident, it is also one of my most pretentious, with Harry Potter, 
Michael Moorcock, Tolkien and Frank Herbert nudged up alongside the 
likes of Noam Chomsky, Dostoevsky, Homer and Mark Thomas...